“Bella Swan… Damsel in Distress” August 5, 2008

Hey peoplez!

How many of you think Bella Swan is…hmm… I dont know.. SELFISH!? I do! I mean, she says she cant live without Edward, but it was her fault in the first place for not listening to him in Twilight, but the worst part of this whole ordeal, is that in New Moon, she uses Jacob as her personal boy toy!

I mean, seriously! “He’s my personal Sun,” What is that about?!! I mean, we all like Jacob, but she’s just using him to make her feel better! She’s just leading him on for her own personal games! I mean, COME ON! Just because you wouldnt listen to Edward when he said he wasnt good for you, doesnt mean you have to take out your patheticness on poor Jacob Black, your so-called best friend!

(WARNING: SPOILERS FOR BREAKING DAWN! DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVENT READ!)

In Breaking Dawn, when Jacob shows up at Bella and Edward’s wedding, he shows up to make her happy! And then she goes and tells him that they’re going to have sex while she’s still human! I mean, we all knew she could get hurt  because Edward has the strength of like, ten Supermans! And she’s still stupid enough to try it even though she could get KILLED!!!!!  I mean, if she was killed, does she know  what that would do to Jacob and  Edward??!!

1. Edward would go all emo on us and go to the Vulturi and ask to be killed.
2. Jacob would go emo and go after Edward!
3. Jacob would try to kill  Edward!
4. Edward would just let Jacob KILL him!!!

Do you see the upset in the balance??!! IT WOULD RUIN THE UNIVERSE!!

AND THEN WHEN SHE GETS PREGNANT!!!  I mean, I wouldnt even get an abortion! So Im with her on that part, I mean, they dont even mention it in the book, so I was completely frustrated. But what kind of a name is RENESMEE??!!  I mean, I like Carlie WAY better! I wouldda thought with a name like Isabella, she wouldda been able to come up with something atleast halfway decent for a first name!

 

Well, that is all for this rant on the Damsil in Distress no longer, Bella Swan….er… Cullen

~Bella Rose~

“Sam Uley….Alpha, Leader, Tortured Soul” July 26, 2008

Hey guys… Hola from all of us here at where ever it is I am…

Today, I’m going to be sharing my thoughts on the alpha male in the La Push Pack, Sam Uley…

Like Jacob, no one really gets him. He’s a man of mystery, or wolf of mystery, whichever you prefer. He has a lot to hide, and be guilty about.

1. He’s a werewolf
2. He really shouldn’t be the Alpha in the Pack
3. He almost killed his imprint, Emily Young
4. Emily has to live with the scars of his mistake for the rest of her life
5. He imprinted on his high school sweetheart, Leah’s cousin, Emily
6. He had to dump Leah for Emily
7. He used to be thought of as a cult leader

See… A lot to hide, a lot to be guilty about… I say he doesn’t deserve all this guilt, mainly because we know that he loves and cares so much about Emily, but is constantly guilty about having to leave Leah for her. But really, I blame Leah for his guilt!

I mean, the poor guy has to live with the guilt of hurting Emily permanantly, but now having to be guilty for leaving her heartbroken… Seriously! He has enough problems to deal with!

Like, Jake running away to flippin’ CANADA! And the Cullens breaking the treaty. AND worrying about more vamps in Forks and La Push! I mean, if I were him, I would probably be a pizza faced freak! What a stressful life! I think he’s actually handling it really well though. Because he actually had to fight with his arch enemy instead of againstthe ‘leaches’. He didn’t have to do it, but he chose what was good for the pack.

Share your thoughts on Sam Uley..

Comments would be greatly apprecitated…

And dont worry… More rants are coming!

Thanks

♥Bella Luna♥

“Jacob Black…. Howl At The Moon” July 25, 2008

Greetings from Fanpire Land, where the people are nerds and are obsessed with Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight Saga!

So…. i think I will do a rant on my favorite Werewolf, Jacob Black!

Now, I never really understood Jacob, untill I started writing Fanfictions. Jacob’s character is so… complex that you never really get where he’s coming from untill Eclipse.

• I mean, in Twilight he thought all those legends about the “Cold Ones” and “Werewolves” were just… legends passed down to him by his supersticious father.
•  And then, in New Moon, when Bella is as back to normal as she can be, he becomes the person he was afraid to be. But he didnt understand it when he thought it was all supersticious crap.

But then, in Eclipse, at the beginning of the book, you start to think, “this guy is really malicious!” But in truth, he’s not. He’s just playing the same game as the rest of the world! The battle for the one you love! And Bella realizes it too, but she doesnt want to. I admit, I was….. livid to say the least when the whole kissing scene took place. I felt like Bella had betrayed Edward, but Jacob had deceived Bella. I mean, we all knew it was wrong, but seriously, like Edward wouldnt do the same thing! 

Like I said before! He’s playing the same game as Jacob, only he’s got the advantage point!

I mean, Jacob is in love with this girl, that threw him to the dogs!(no pun intended) She knows she’s in love with this guy, but she chose the vampire, that doesnt have a pulse! I mean no disrespect to Edward fans, because really, Im one too, Im just ranting on Jacob today.  But, with Jacob, she can have a life, have children, have a relationship with her parents, friends, and most importantly, be ALIVE! She’s giving up on a great option right here!

But this might change, for Breaking Dawn is not yet released! Read this! Comment it! Please!!!!!!

~Bella Luna

Im New! Read my blog! July 22, 2008

Hi!

Im new to this whole blogging ordeal and I really dont know how to do this! But Im not a quitter!

So I really want to talk about this book I love so…..here it is!

How many of you have heard of the Great genius Stephenie Meyer? And if so… How many of you have read her books?

Twilight is probably the best book I’ve ever read! Im seriously comparing it to Romeo and Juliet, and those of you who have read that book, probably know why!

The internal struggle Edward Cullen experiances in the beginning is captivating. I mean, you really cant figure out what he is untill the Quileute boy, Jacob Black, accidentally breaks part of the treaty that Jacob thinks is just a supersticious legend, but it turns out to be more than that!

Thanks for reading!

~Your 13 year old blogger, bella0rose